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Orangey Demons From Hell from HonestChicago 385 days old

  "Jaffa cake my dear?"   "Why yes, I would very much like a jaffa cake"   10 minutes later   " Oh god. And i told everyone i was eating healthily. ...

Mojo baby yeah. from HonestChicago 387 days old

[ ... ] or should i read one of my state of the art, brand new from the charity shop/ bookshop/ car boot sale books. Its a such a hard life for him.

Fucking Stepparents. from HonestChicago 399 days old

So. Its all kicked off. My parents and my brother keep ganging up on me. Well in actually fact me and my stepdad fall out, and then he convinces my ...

Pendulum from HonestChicago 399 days old

Woke up this morning. To the smell of steak and kidney pie. Been sick twice. Kidney is the most grotesque tasting/smelling thing I've ever had the ...

Snow Queen from HonestChicago 401 days old

Halloween in a few weeks. YAY! Not that i've ever celebrated it before but my brother and sister in law are throwing a halloween party, and it gives ...

Britney Spears Darling from HonestChicago 402 days old

Wow. Mum and A gave me a camcorder yesterday, which is 15 years old. I could sell it for about 20 quid on ebay but that takes too much effort. But ...

Yes To Assisted Suicide from HonestChicago 404 days old

[ ... ] " I'd much rather be remembered for the happy memories, than the memories of my life wasting away." http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7644094.stm

Drug Addict from HonestChicago 404 days old

Mamma Mia was an absolute nightmare.We were in Brighton for EIGHT hours, and personally i think i deserve a round of applause, because that was no mean ...

Woah! Living On A Prayer from HonestChicago 406 days old

Damn Cadburys Chocolate! Everytime i turn on the telly, I get stuck with Bonnie Tyler or Bon Jovi in my head. I swear the amount of times ive listened ...

Thank You For The Music from HonestChicago 407 days old

My dream, is to be a singer. So is lots of peoples. Its like, many people have a dream but then they have like a realistic job they want to do. Like ...